Chaotic ubiquity
thequantumqueer:

aauditor:

buttercakesandteacafe:

wwitchofthewilds:

nihtendo:

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

Also its HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to breathe AIR because you MIGHT OFFEND people who identify as AIR or OXYGENKIN

THIS IS A COMPLETELY 100% REAL POST

*Stomps on the fucking grass*

I don’t know how to honestly respond to that.
IS THIS REALLY REAL

no. this is a troll.

thequantumqueer:

aauditor:

buttercakesandteacafe:

wwitchofthewilds:

nihtendo:

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

Also its HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to breathe AIR because you MIGHT OFFEND people who identify as AIR or OXYGENKIN

THIS IS A COMPLETELY 100% REAL POST

*Stomps on the fucking grass*

I don’t know how to honestly respond to that.

IS THIS REALLY REAL

no. this is a troll.

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


Dog: Hello koi!
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this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

deducecanoe:

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

WHAT

furrytechgirl:

obonic:

I’m convinced this is the best picture on the internet.
by Skulldog

"I need it more than you do, you hairless monkey faces."

THeres a story here. I know it.

furrytechgirl:

obonic:

I’m convinced this is the best picture on the internet.

by Skulldog

"I need it more than you do, you hairless monkey faces."

THeres a story here. I know it.

anjelkitty:

I finished listening to PKD’s Valis on audiobook. I will own I’m still not sure how I feel about it but its one of the last books PKD ever wrote and it has some pretty incredible and boggling implications. The artwork here is not mine, its triadfox ‘s art inspired after reading Valis and some of the other books by PKD. 
One of the things that kind of was unexpected was how Christian the book was, but with the crazy sci-fi twist that Christ was actually an immortal symbiont that is transferred through the blood and is part of our connection to a divine races of aliens from Albermuth. Also I got lost often as to how the character Horselover Fat was real or as a schizophrenic hallucination, but then PKD is known to disorient his readers. I think I may need to really absorb this book and its implications for a while, but my next book to read is Cosmic Trigger by Robert Anton Wilson, which is referenced in Valis.  

anjelkitty:

I finished listening to PKD’s Valis on audiobook. I will own I’m still not sure how I feel about it but its one of the last books PKD ever wrote and it has some pretty incredible and boggling implications. The artwork here is not mine, its triadfox ‘s art inspired after reading Valis and some of the other books by PKD. 

One of the things that kind of was unexpected was how Christian the book was, but with the crazy sci-fi twist that Christ was actually an immortal symbiont that is transferred through the blood and is part of our connection to a divine races of aliens from Albermuth. Also I got lost often as to how the character Horselover Fat was real or as a schizophrenic hallucination, but then PKD is known to disorient his readers. I think I may need to really absorb this book and its implications for a while, but my next book to read is Cosmic Trigger by Robert Anton Wilson, which is referenced in Valis.  

furrytechgirl:

ask-vonbelfry:

littleyellowfirelights:

hannahcarbons:

"Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”

Wow, talk about a coincidence. I’ve felt so awful tonight, and this comes along. Worth sharing.

I really need to remember this.

I. Fucking. Love. This. Quote. It actually throws me from my bad moods.

Is using high explosives to blast through 10ft thick walls of doubt allowed?

surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:
surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.
You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles




The people have spoken

My hand slipped.


The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:


Here’s your meme


Oh my god I love you guys so much

X3

surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:

surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.

You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles

The people have spoken

My hand slipped.

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The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:

Here’s your meme

Oh my god I love you guys so much

X3

X3

I’m convinced this is the best picture on the internet.
by Skulldog

I’m convinced this is the best picture on the internet.

by Skulldog

gEEk Vampires

gEEk Vampires

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Ferrets Making out.

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Ferrets Making out.